So I’ve decided to start a second post-ironic blog. This new blog will focus on the creative endeavors of Portmandia Jr. In keeping with my crypto-hipster nature, I’ve decided to craft this new site as the sort of design house that I might favor in my more pretentious moments. Portmandia Jr. on the other hand, could care less, as he is only three.
The boy likes to build and draw, and I like to brag about his astounding talents. After all, it is the right of a parent to live vicariously through their offspring. I must admit that most of my dreams have been stifled by my own lack of ambition, but I certainly won’t let that stop me from pushing him to be all of those things that I dreamed of being. Even if those dreams lasted an afternoon and soon found themselves lost in a sea of vodka and foolish prattle.
So, without further ado, I present H. Benito Design, the premier pre-neo-modern design studio in Portland. Trust me, his talent will scald you and you will ache to send him large sums of money for his post-useful creations. Either that, or you will chuckle mildly and wonder if parenthood has induced in me a general soft-headedness. Decide for yourself.